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Slugs

 

 Randall arrives at Susan’s

and gives her a long embrace

 

 I love you

 

 

 Out with-it paperboy

What did you do wrong?

 

 

 Everything

 

 

 What are you feeding me tonight?

 

 

 Slugs

To make up for everything

 

 

 Slugs?

 

 What are slugs?

I hate slugs!

 

 

 They’re not bad with salt

Have you ever had them?

 

 

 No!

 

 You’re not feeding me slugs!

 

 

 How do you know

You don't like them

If you’ve never tried them?

 

 

 I don’t need to know

I don’t want to know

 

 What I want to know

Is where did you go?

And what did you do?

 

 Out with it!

 

 

 (Randall gestures shh silently

with his finger

shows her the airline tickets)

 

 Just out of town overnight

Research for work

 

 I had help

Someone from the funeral

 

 

 The veil?

 

 

 She told me to tell you

About the trip

 

 And that your life was in danger

 

 

 My life is in danger?

 

 We’ll see about that

 

 

 She lost Warbel and Phepps

And nothing could stop it

 

 She said I couldn’t protect you

And I needed to tell you

 

 

 Who’s Phepps?

 

 

 Her friend

 

 There’s another thing

 

 She might be them

I don’t know for sure

 

 

 You think she’s them?

 

 And you went with her?

 

 

 I didn’t think so at the time

 

 She knew Warbel

 

 

 You’re quite the cheery guy

 

 And for this

You’re feeding me slugs?

 

 Hmmm, I see

 

 I don’t want slugs Randall

I want steak

 

 Expensive steak

 

 

 Steak works for me

 

 

 And I need to talk to the veil

 

 

 Can’t

 

 

 I Can’t?

 

 

 We can’t call

Unless it’s an emergency

 

 

 Oh it’s an emergency paperboy

You can bet on that

 

 

 Ok then

You can talk to the veil!

 

 But you need to use this phone

 

 

 That’s a very good answer

And I want a very good dinner

 

 

 Of course

 

 

 Not slugs!

 

 

 Not slugs

 

 You can call on the way

 

 She said to call her L

 

 

 Seems you’ve gotten cozy

Haven’t you?

 

 Special phone to talk?

 Is it a direct line to Russia?

 

 

 Maybe

 

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Hello is this L?

 

 This is Susan

 

 

 Susan yes

I expected your call

 

 You’ve got a good man there

A bit annoying sad to say

He never shuts up about you

 

 He told you I was helping him?

 

 

 Yes, he said I was in danger?

 

 

 You are

 

 Please allow me to clarify

 

 We’re all in danger

Me for trying to help

You for loving him

 

 And everyone else

Because they're in the wrong place

At the wrong time

 

 

 Who’s doing this?

 

 

 Knowing that

Isn’t part of the rules

 

 Look Susan

Your guy is safe with me

 

 I’m not interested in him

And he’s completely into you

 

 You’re both lucky

 

 I’m helping him

(she pauses to collect)

Because I’ve lost my people

 

 This fight comes to you

You don’t have to look for it

 

 I’m sorry for saying this

But it’s not good

 

 

 Thank you L

 

 

 Take care of yourself Susan

 

 Be careful

I mean that

 

 Goodbye

 

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She’s not ‘them’

 

 You rat!

 

 She’s completely charming and nice

 

 I feel drawn to her myself

And I don’t even want to be

 

 Don’t tell me you weren’t Randall!

 

 

 I’m drawn to you Susan

 

 All that charm?

 

 Yes she seems perfect

Too perfect

 

 And that’s how she would seem

If she were them

 

 

 She’s helping you!

 

 

 Maybe, maybe not

I don’t know

 

 

 Shut up!

She’s not them

 

 

 That’s how they do

You know?

 

 But it’s not you it’s them

 

 

 You need help Randall

Serious help

 

 She’s not them!

 

 

 How did I get on the wrong side

Of this argument?

 

 

 Oh!

Now we're arguing over her?

 

 

 No dear

 

 

 That’s right paperboy

Good answer

 

 Now let’s go

She’s not them

 

 

 (Randall was relieved

the conversation had gone well

in spite of his apprehension

 

 How did that happen?)

 

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Well that’s just rude!

 

 MIT/Massachusetts Institute

of Technology

Tech Development department

(Daniel’s lab)

 

 Lydia!

 

 Did you locate your other drive?

 

 

 Two drives as requested Danny

Still have an open bay?

 

 

 Of course

Let’s get you in and taken care of

 

 Drive number one and now two

And here we go, buckle up

For drive number three

 

 It takes a little while

 

 Like some coffee?

 

 

 Please

 

 

 Once your drives are complete

I can copy them to a static drive

Or burn them to compact disk for you

 

 That way you’ll have a working disk

 

 

 Thanks Danny

 

 

 Daniel

It sounds like your drives are done

 

 

 Thanks Mark

 

 Wow that was faster than expected

 

 Shall we see what we’ve got L?

Or will you have to kill me after?

 

 

 Sure D

 

 

 And that was an answer

To which question?

 

 

 Let’s see

 

 

 Uh-oh

Well that’s just rude!

 

 

 Uh-oh?

Uh-oh's not good Danny

 

 What’s rude?

What’s uh-oh?

 

 

 We got nothing Lydia

The drive ate itself

 

 

 Ate itself?

 

 

 Hold on

 

 Yup, it’s gone

 

 After the first fifteen sectors

We’ve got nothing

 

 Drive one is still in tack, it’s good

Drive three ends at sector fifteen

 

 And drive two

Mirrors drive one from fifteen on

 

 Matching drives produce zeroes

It sucks L

 

 

 English Daniel?

 

 

 We’ve been bombed

 

 Hit by a Worm or Trojan?

 

 

 English, please?

 

 

 I need to trap the first fifteen sectors

And scan them for a virus

 

 Either

One of the drives was defective

Or wrong to begin with

 

 Ok here’s what happened L

 

 Sectors are hard drive sections

Data groupings

 

 It’s like a stack of pancakes

 

 The stack is partitioned, bordered

By concentric rings called cylinders

And sections which are like pie slices

 

 The first fifteen sectors

Of drives one and two were read

To create drive three

 

 That worked ok at first

 

 And then something changed

That caused drives one and three

To write drive two

 

 And three was blank

 

 So drive two was re-written

As a copy of drive one

 

 The question remains

Whether It was inadvertent?

Or nefarious?

 

 Was drive two bad to begin with?

 

 Was it a coding error?

 

 Or just maybe someone

Didn’t want the data to be recovered

 

 Either way it’s my fault Lydia

I should have imaged the drives first

 

 It would have taken longer

But we’d have more answers

 

 

 It’s not your fault D

You hurried for me

 

 Who’d have thought

We had to make copies?

 

 We don’t even know

What’s on the stupid drives

 

 It just happened

 

 

 I don’t know what happened L

 

 But I’ll find out if I can

It’ll take some time though

 

 I’ll Image the first drive

Scrub the data on it

 

 If there’s an answer we’ll find it

 

 Unfortunately

We’re dead in the water

Without the second drive

 

 

 What about the third drive D?

 

 You said there were three

 

 

 Do you have it?

Or know where it is?

 

 

 No

 

 But I have an idea where to look

 

 

 That drive puts us back in the game

 

 

 Good Danny

 

 You try to find out what happened

And I’ll try to find the other drive

 

 

 That works L

Check back in a few days?

 

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Atmospheric, Oceanic

And Planetary Physics

 

 Oxford University - Science Area

International phone call

 

 Physics lab, Collin

 

 

 Collin it’s Lydia

 

 

 L my God!

 

 How are you?

 

 

 I heard about Allen

I’m sorry Collin

 

 I should have called sooner

 

 

 We read the news L

You just lost Jonathan

Terrible thing

 

 No one expected you to call

 

 

 Collin I need your help

 

 Before Jonathan went away

He was working on something

 

 He asked Allen and I to help

 

 We split up the data

 

 Allen took some

And now he’s gone

 

 I’m afraid Collin

And I don’t know where he left it

 

 Did he share anything with you

Before he died?

 

 Did he act in a peculiar way

Or say anything about me?

 

 

 Sorry L

 

 Police said

It was a mugging gone wrong

With a gun like it's New York

Hardly

 

 Never made it to his car

I read

 

 Died in the rain poor chap

 

 He was classic Allen on the day

Nerdy old-fashioned Allen

 

 Pounding away at his diary

On that outdated monstrosity

He called a computer

 

 Allen said it was tragic

The loss of Jonathan that way

 

 Of course he was concerned for you

We all were

 

 We all are

 

 But we thought

Give it some time

And you’d come ‘round

 

 And here you are

 

 So what is it L?

Anything

 

 

 What’s left of his things?

 

 Files and computer equipment

Are they gone?

 

 

 Protocol L

It all gets imaged and scrubbed

 

 But the truth is

It’s all still in his office

 

 Out of respect I imagine

 

 But more than that

It’s so old

No one wanted any of it

 

 So we planned to trap the files

And scrap the lot

 

 

 When?

 

 

 Soon I imagine

 

 No one’s got an agenda just yet

Rather ghoulish to consider

 

 His secure work is still in the lab

 

 Don’t suppose your data

Could be there?

 

 

 I don’t know Collin, maybe

 

 I need to have a look

And a go through his office things

 

 Would that be ok?

 

 

 Sure L

You’ve got the clearance

 

 Given events

We can assume the need

 

 How soon can you arrive?

 

 

 Bless you Collin and thank you!

 

 Monday morning?

 

 I’ll have a friend with me

 

 Given all that’s happened

I don’t like to travel alone

 

 

 That’s fine L

 

 But you know the rules

Your friend

Won’t be allowed in the lab

 

 

 Understood Collin

I'll have you there

 

 And besides

When we go to the lab

He can stay in Allen’s office

 

 He'll be fine

 

 

 Right then Monday it is

 

 It’s good to hear your voice L

It’ll be lovely to see you

 

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